This is where I post things

19 5 / 2013

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

19 5 / 2013

HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

(via secretly-satan)

Permalink 14,145 notes

19 5 / 2013

magicbuffet:

for real my calves aren’t super defined and i have cellulite n scars n mottled skin sometimes and it’s amazing and i wanna shake it all over everyone’s face

(Source: lesleypowers, via purplemanatees)

Permalink 14,586 notes

19 5 / 2013

1: I don't want kids when I grow up.
2: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
3: I'm pregnant.
2: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
4: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
2: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
5: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
2: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
6: I just had my first child.
2: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
7: I haven't had any children.
2: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.

Permalink 101,338 notes

19 5 / 2013

cumberfolk:

From now on everytime my phone rings in the middle of the night and it ends up being fuckin ads i will send them back this gif

(via tolkienlocked)

Permalink 538 notes

19 5 / 2013

raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.